Blessed Christmas!

Ah Beng in the Lord’s army

Ah Beng was backsliding for a while but he finally returned to church after a long absence. On his way out, his Pastor asked him...

"Ah Beng, are you in the Lord’s army?"

Ah Beng promptly replied, "Yes Pastor, I have always been in the Lord’s army."

Then the pastor said, "But I noticed you come to church only during Christmas and Easter? How can that be considered being in the Lord’s army?

Ah Beng looked worried for a moment and thought deeply how to answer his Pastor. After a while, he began to smile and replied his pastor," Aaaaiyaahh Pastor, I am in the Lord’s Secret Service mah..."

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Wishing you a great and amazing year in 2006! That you'll have..
Great health

Great appetite (well.. that's where your energy comes from right?)

Great and loving relationship with your family and loved ones

Find your soulmate if you are single

Or get married soon if you'd already found yours

If you are a guy, wish that you increase in intelligence and macho-ness

If you are a girl, wish that you become more beautiful, talented and charming

And that you'd grow spiritually, mentally and physically (if you still have your growth spurt lar) in whatever ways you can

And most of all, wishing you exceeding joy, great miracles and blessings overflowing every second of the day!