"Jie Jie, what are the chances of getting selected ha?"
"Small, but still there is a likelihood. Whether you get selected is 50-50. Then you have to consider how many are they selecting this time around."
"Hmmm.. chances so small. Most likely won't kena one right?"
"... But still can't rule out anything. Tak tau *shrugs*"
Few hours ago...
I was just casually sitting on the sofa arm while my brother checks his fate... didn't think we can get through the website so fast as probably 100,000 17-year-olds were also trying to check the website too. And thus jamming the network. It's the survival of the strongest connection!
Anyways, moments later we managed to access the website. Nokkie inserts his I.C. no. And waits. And reads.
[translates as congratulations, you have been selected for the national service training program for 2008]
And re-reads. After a while, his jaw drops a little and eyes widen in disbelief. His face then slowly develops into the why-of-all-the-people-i-can-still-kena expression, banging his head against the table and screaming "why?!!" to all different directions you can think of. Hahaa, of course the later part was exaggerated. I pat him on the back and give him my condolences. But not after I have laughed out long and loud. And announced it to the whole house. Sorry lah. I know I'm mean. But I couldn't help it.
Nasi sudah menjadi bubur. Bukannya kita ada suara dalam hal ni. Apparent only one other person in his class also terpilih. And the unselected ones are telling him, "Good lah.. now you can lose weight".
Untuk mengakhiri cerita ini, bak kata pepatah (versi 2007 oleh Nokkie), "Kerana pulut santan binasa, kerana N.S. Enoch merana".
Tahniah, tahniah. Anyone wants to wish him the best / offer condolences?
Wish your brother the best in NS. But still. I couldn't help laughing when I saw the screenshot. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteHaha....Ouch. Wish your brother all the best! sad, but funny. *shakes head* All the best, Enoch!
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